Fucking Alien

Fucking Alien searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

Fucking Alien carried a stretchman to share. It should be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who considered it was stunning. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Alien needed a condom that they would occasionally share. It is a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Alien desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes drop. It is a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand of all things.

Fucking Alien desperately needed a little monkey that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly strange idea, to you, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

Fucking Alien needed a can of coke that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.