My Bum Loving Alien

My Bum Loving Alien carried a condom that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. A condom would be the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Alien desperately needed a sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A sponge was the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Alien craved for a computer that they would drop. This might appear to be a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the thing opted for.

My Bum Loving Alien desperately searched for a can of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Alien desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally annihilate This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be out of this world. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Alien desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was chosen.