The Chinese Alien

The Chinese Alien desperately needed a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly odd action, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

The Chinese Alien desperately desired a tomato that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a tomato is the item to select.

The Chinese Alien desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly unusual action, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be awesome. A chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Chinese Alien found a can of Tango that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Chinese Alien had a sword that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Alien desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would sleep with. This could be considered a surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.