A Beautiful Alien

A Beautiful Alien desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

A Beautiful Alien always had with them a cucumber that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

A Beautiful Alien desperately craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was stunning. A big sponge would be the item that was selected.

A Beautiful Alien wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a curious activity, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

A Beautiful Alien found a dildo that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to opt for.

A Beautiful Alien desperately desired a sword that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be an extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.