A Stupid Alien

A Stupid Alien always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Alien always carried a pint of cider that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Alien desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a new suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

A Stupid Alien found a little monkey that they would share. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Alien wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

A Stupid Alien always had with them a spade that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was opted for.