His Orange Alien

His Orange Alien desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing to select.

His Orange Alien found a porno magazine that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

His Orange Alien needed a bag of poop to play with. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it

His Orange Alien had a teapot to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

His Orange Alien always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

His Orange Alien desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.