The Exceptional Alien

The Exceptional Alien always carried a porno magazine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Alien always kept a bat to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Alien always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Alien always had with them a porno magazine that they would often share. One might consider this to be an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Alien desired a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Alien needed a bottle of beer to break. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.