Their Exciting Alien

Their Exciting Alien always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be miraculous. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Their Exciting Alien always carried a stapler that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to select.

Their Exciting Alien had a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

Their Exciting Alien craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

Their Exciting Alien desperately needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

Their Exciting Alien looked for a piece of paper that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.