My Bewildered Alien

My Bewildered Alien desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly curious exercise, to me, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the thing selected.

My Bewildered Alien desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Alien desperately searched for a set of lego to share. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

My Bewildered Alien owned a ball that they sometimes play with. It should be a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Alien craved for a block of cheese to hug. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was exciting. A block of cheese was the item that was selected.

My Bewildered Alien always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to select.