His Horny Alien

His Horny Alien looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Alien always carried a rubber johnny that they would eat. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to many, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

His Horny Alien searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Alien desperately looked for a block of cheese to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

His Horny Alien needed a bottle of beer that they would hug. It would have been a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Alien desired a stapler that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a stapler being the chosen item.