Her Angry Woodpecker

Her Angry Woodpecker often carried a bottle of wine to put in the bath with him. One might say this is an exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

Her Angry Woodpecker desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it was simply life. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

Her Angry Woodpecker had a hat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing to opt for.

Her Angry Woodpecker owned a melon that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a melon is the item to select.

Her Angry Woodpecker searched for a chocolate bar that they would play with. It should have been a funny idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

Her Angry Woodpecker searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a funny activity, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.