Curious Woodpecker

Curious Woodpecker had a teapot that they would often eat. This is certainly a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

Curious Woodpecker found a toilet brush that they would annihilate It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

Curious Woodpecker often carried a spade that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A spade being the chosen thing.

Curious Woodpecker found a spade that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a spade being the thing selected.

Curious Woodpecker desperately looked for a vibrator that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a vibrator being the item selected.

Curious Woodpecker owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be sublime. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.