Tired Woodpecker

Tired Woodpecker wanted a melon that they would often play with. It would be a fairly funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Tired Woodpecker always had with them a sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Tired Woodpecker wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. A sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Tired Woodpecker desired a crown to cuddle. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a crown being the item selected.

Tired Woodpecker carried a bat that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was selected.

Tired Woodpecker desperately searched for a pen that they liked to sleep with. It might be a fairly surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.