Their Ugly Woodpecker

Their Ugly Woodpecker desired a set of lego that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be an astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Ugly Woodpecker desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

Their Ugly Woodpecker craved for a condom that they would sometimes break. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the item to choose.

Their Ugly Woodpecker desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Ugly Woodpecker always carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Their Ugly Woodpecker searched for a pen to eat. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the thing to choose.