His Adorable Viper

His Adorable Viper always kept a pint of beer that they would worship. It should be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Adorable Viper desired a vibrator that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

His Adorable Viper needed a can of coke that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be wonderous. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

His Adorable Viper desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

His Adorable Viper desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often cuddle. It would have been an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A lava lamp was the chosen item.

His Adorable Viper always kept a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.