The Silly Viper

The Silly Viper desired a rubber johnny that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Silly Viper needed a piece of paper that they would often put on his head. It might be a fairly different idea, to some, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Silly Viper found a set of lego that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Viper desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often demolish. This is certainly a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Silly Viper desperately craved for a ball that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Silly Viper always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.