My Ugly Viper

My Ugly Viper always kept a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Viper desperately desired a tomato that they would smash. This could be considered a surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to choose.

My Ugly Viper craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes drop. It would be a surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Viper craved for a spade that they would play with. It was a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Viper always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it

My Ugly Viper desired a big sponge that they liked to smash. It was a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.