My Grumpy Unicorn

My Grumpy Unicorn desperately needed a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it was simply life. A porno magazine being the thing selected.

My Grumpy Unicorn desperately desired a custard pie to put down their trousers. It should have been a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Unicorn desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally break. It was a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be awesome. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

My Grumpy Unicorn desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often demolish. It should have been a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Unicorn desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is an exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be fun. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to select.

My Grumpy Unicorn found a teapot that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the item selected.