Their Lonely Sparrow

Their Lonely Sparrow desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to smash. It might be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Their Lonely Sparrow craved for a rubber johnny that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who considered it would be sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Their Lonely Sparrow owned a ball to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to opt for.

Their Lonely Sparrow searched for a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. It might have been a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Lonely Sparrow always carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Their Lonely Sparrow desperately desired a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.