Nervous Snake

Nervous Snake desperately desired a bat to experiment on. It would have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Snake, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item chosen.

Nervous Snake desired a lava lamp to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Snake, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

Nervous Snake needed a dildo that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Nervous Snake looked for a pencil sharpener that they would play with. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Snake, who feels it was simply life. A pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

Nervous Snake looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally share. This seems to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who assumed it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

Nervous Snake searched for a tomato that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Snake, who feels that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.