A Cheerful Santa

A Cheerful Santa searched for a wig that they would put up their bum. It would have been a weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was selected.

A Cheerful Santa desired a mug that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a mug having that done to it

A Cheerful Santa often carried a helmet that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

A Cheerful Santa desperately needed a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was selected.

A Cheerful Santa desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

A Cheerful Santa carried a bag of poop that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly odd activity, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.