A Anxious Santa

A Anxious Santa wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the item that was chosen.

A Anxious Santa found a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly an astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the item selected.

A Anxious Santa desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

A Anxious Santa desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

A Anxious Santa desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

A Anxious Santa looked for a little monkey to try to balance on their head. This could be considered an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.