The Different Reindeer

The Different Reindeer wanted a radiator that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Different Reindeer always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Different Reindeer desired a big sponge that they would drop. It was a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Different Reindeer always kept a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Different Reindeer searched for a sword that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Different Reindeer desired a bottle of wine that they would often worship. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.