My Tired Reindeer

My Tired Reindeer found a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen thing.

My Tired Reindeer desperately searched for a big sponge that they would worship. It would have been a fairly unusual activity, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge being the item opted for.

My Tired Reindeer always carried a piece of paper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

My Tired Reindeer desired a dildo that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a dildo was the chosen thing.

My Tired Reindeer desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would often annihilate This seems a surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

My Tired Reindeer had a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird action, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was chosen.