Her Blue Queen

Her Blue Queen desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

Her Blue Queen desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would drop. It was a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

Her Blue Queen always carried a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Queen, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

Her Blue Queen had a tomato that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a tomato was the chosen thing.

Her Blue Queen desperately wanted a sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Blue Queen desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.