A Naughty Prince

A Naughty Prince often carried a stretchman that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.

A Naughty Prince had a porno magazine that they sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be out of this world. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

A Naughty Prince always carried a stapler that they would often sleep with. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a stapler being the thing selected.

A Naughty Prince always carried a custard pie to try to nail to the wall. It might be an unusual thought, to many, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

A Naughty Prince desperately desired a sword that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Prince desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a wig was the thing that was selected.