The Exceptional Prince

The Exceptional Prince found a porno magazine that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Prince craved for a teapot that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly new thing to do, to some, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Prince always carried a wig that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the item selected.

The Exceptional Prince had a rubber chicken that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Prince always carried a stapler that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Prince desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes experiment on. It should be a strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.