Dodgy Paki

Dodgy Paki needed a stretchman that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

Dodgy Paki desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

Dodgy Paki desperately needed a melon that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a different undertaking, to many, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a melon being the item opted for.

Dodgy Paki carried a dildo that they would often sit and look at. It is a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a dildo being the item opted for.

Dodgy Paki wanted a set square that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Paki, who had decided it was exciting. Who would have thought, a set square being the thing selected.

Dodgy Paki desperately wanted a crown to embrace. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the item that was selected.