A Colourful Ogre

A Colourful Ogre desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

A Colourful Ogre carried a bat that they would occasionally break. It is a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat is the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Ogre carried a bag of flour that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a new thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

A Colourful Ogre carried a cup that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the thing to select.

A Colourful Ogre needed a tomato that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Ogre always kept a bat that they liked to break. This seems an astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a bat was the chosen item.