The Purple Ogre

The Purple Ogre owned a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Ogre desired a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. It might be an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was amazing. A bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Ogre always had with them a teapot that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a strange operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be magnificent. Strangely, a teapot being the item selected.

The Purple Ogre desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would smash. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

The Purple Ogre always kept a stretchman that they sometimes annihilate It was a fairly astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Ogre searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a somewhat surprising action, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.