Her Grumpy Ogre

Her Grumpy Ogre needed a bottle of coke that they would occasionally smash. It might be an unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Her Grumpy Ogre desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It might be an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was entertaining. A bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Her Grumpy Ogre always carried a computer that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to choose.

Her Grumpy Ogre found a computer that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a computer would be the item chosen.

Her Grumpy Ogre desperately wanted a radiator that they would often hug. This is certainly a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the thing opted for.

Her Grumpy Ogre always kept a CD player to eat. It should have been a fairly original exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to opt for.