Her Crazy Ogre

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Her Crazy Ogre desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Ogre desperately craved for a helmet that they sometimes eat. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Her Crazy Ogre desperately craved for a pint of beer to sit and look at. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A pint of beer is the item to choose.

Her Crazy Ogre searched for a hat to play with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was awesome. Who would have thought, a hat of all things.

Her Crazy Ogre always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Her Crazy Ogre carried a vibrator that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.