Her Weary Newt

Her Weary Newt desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper to experiment on. It is a fairly new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

Her Weary Newt searched for a bottle of wine that they would often share. This seems to be a fairly unusual thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Weary Newt desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

Her Weary Newt desperately searched for a melon to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Weary Newt desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

Her Weary Newt always had with them a dildo that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A dildo being the chosen item.