A Green Monkey

A Green Monkey looked for a little monkey that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is an unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

A Green Monkey found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Green Monkey desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a fairly odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

A Green Monkey owned a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was wonderful. Honestly, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

A Green Monkey desperately desired a bottle of beer that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

A Green Monkey found a bag of flour that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.