Their Crypting Martian

Their Crypting Martian looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a set of lego being the item selected.

Their Crypting Martian found a pen that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

Their Crypting Martian searched for a bat that they would sometimes throw. It would be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Their Crypting Martian desperately craved for a set square that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

Their Crypting Martian searched for a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.

Their Crypting Martian desperately looked for a mug that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is epic. A mug was the item that was chosen.