Their Cheerful Martian

Their Cheerful Martian carried a can of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Their Cheerful Martian owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Their Cheerful Martian always had with them a tomato that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Cheerful Martian wanted a spade that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item chosen.

Their Cheerful Martian craved for a CD player that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Their Cheerful Martian had a radiator that they would often eat. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was awesome. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was selected.