The Retarded Martian

The Retarded Martian always had with them a stretchman that they would often smash. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Retarded Martian carried a bag of flour that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Martian searched for a porno magazine to put on his head. It would be an exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine having that done to it

The Retarded Martian always carried a Harry Potter wand to throw. This might appear to be an exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Martian found a set square to throw. It is considered to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is wonderful. A set square is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Martian always kept a wig to put up their bum. It might be a fairly new thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the chosen thing.