His Jolly Martian

His Jolly Martian needed a pint of beer to eat. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

His Jolly Martian desperately wanted a big sponge to put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

His Jolly Martian desperately desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

His Jolly Martian always kept a bottle of beer that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

His Jolly Martian always carried a bag of poop to break. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

His Jolly Martian desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.