The Lovely Lunatic

The Lovely Lunatic always kept a stapler that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered an original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was simply life. A stapler being the thing selected.

The Lovely Lunatic desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Lunatic desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is wonderous. A pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Lovely Lunatic needed a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Lunatic owned a condom that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

The Lovely Lunatic found a wig that they liked to drop. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was awesome. Bizarrely, a wig being the item selected.