The Purple Knight

The Purple Knight often carried a bag of poop to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Knight always had with them a big sponge that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an original idea, to some, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A big sponge being the thing selected.

The Purple Knight had a hat to play with. One might consider this to be an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Purple Knight craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be awesome. A pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Purple Knight searched for a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Knight desperately needed a wig that they would eat. One might find this to be a strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen thing.