His Brainy King

His Brainy King searched for a cucumber that they would often embrace. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

His Brainy King found a vibrator that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen item.

His Brainy King always had with them a condom to put on his head. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A condom is the item to opt for.

His Brainy King often carried a pint of beer to sit and look at. This seems a fairly different exercise, to me, but not to the King, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

His Brainy King desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes smash. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

His Brainy King found a rubber chicken that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.