The Fat Jerk

The Fat Jerk looked for a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. One might say this is a different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is epic. A lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Fat Jerk always kept a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Jerk owned a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. A lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Fat Jerk desperately searched for a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a radiator being the thing opted for.

The Fat Jerk desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Fat Jerk desperately searched for a cucumber that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.