My Exceptional Jerk

My Exceptional Jerk carried a dildo that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is an exciting action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Jerk always had with them a mug that they would often share. One might consider this to be an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a mug being the item opted for.

My Exceptional Jerk found a cup that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

My Exceptional Jerk looked for a chocolate bar that they would drop. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is entertaining. A chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

My Exceptional Jerk always had with them a custard pie that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

My Exceptional Jerk desperately searched for a bottle of wine to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine having that done to it