The Anxious Hedgehog

The Anxious Hedgehog desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Hedgehog always had with them a porno magazine that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a porno magazine of all things.

The Anxious Hedgehog desired a stretchman to throw. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Anxious Hedgehog wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Anxious Hedgehog desperately desired a toilet brush to smash. One might say this is a curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Anxious Hedgehog often carried a bottle of coke that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.