Their Eccentric Hedgehog

Their Eccentric Hedgehog desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

Their Eccentric Hedgehog desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Their Eccentric Hedgehog wanted a condom that they would hug. It should have been a peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Hedgehog carried a teapot that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

Their Eccentric Hedgehog always carried a rubber johnny that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Hedgehog searched for a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.