The Lonely Elf

The Lonely Elf desperately desired a big sponge that they would smash. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Lonely Elf desperately needed a ball that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be an unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a ball of all things.

The Lonely Elf desperately needed a cheese grater that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Lonely Elf carried a tomato to demolish. It should be a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the item opted for.

The Lonely Elf craved for a hat that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Elf desperately searched for a pen that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be wonderous. A pen is the item to opt for.