My Green Elf

My Green Elf always kept a pint of beer that they would often break. It would have been a new thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer having that done to it

My Green Elf desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

My Green Elf owned a lava lamp that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

My Green Elf desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. A bag of flour is the item to opt for.

My Green Elf carried a custard pie to smash. This seems an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

My Green Elf carried a rubber chicken that they would sit and look at. It was a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.