My Ugly Elephant

My Ugly Elephant desperately craved for a condom to experiment on. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a condom being the item selected.

My Ugly Elephant always had with them a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

My Ugly Elephant often carried a helmet that they would sometimes demolish. It is a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

My Ugly Elephant desperately searched for a computer that they would cuddle. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the chosen item.

My Ugly Elephant searched for a rubber chicken to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

My Ugly Elephant always kept a bat that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a strange activity, to some, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bat is the thing that was chosen.