The Worrisome Cunt

The Worrisome Cunt always kept a dildo that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Worrisome Cunt owned a helmet that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Cunt desperately craved for a vibrator that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who considered it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Cunt always carried a lava lamp that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Cunt found a lava lamp that they would sometimes share. It might be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Cunt looked for a painting of a melon that they would often smash. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the item selected.