His Crypting Chimp

His Crypting Chimp always kept a computer that they would often experiment on. It might be a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the item selected.

His Crypting Chimp needed a can of coke that they liked to eat. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Chimp, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

His Crypting Chimp needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

His Crypting Chimp found a bat that they would drop. This could be considered a new activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

His Crypting Chimp owned a Harry Potter wand to insert somewhere. It would have been an original thought, to me, but not to the Chimp, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

His Crypting Chimp owned a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.